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How to make the Whoomp – Add all the shit into one large cooler or what ever you have that will hold it add one block of Ice and Mix then consume till it whomps you in the ASS
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How to make the Whoomp – Add all the shit into one large cooler or what ever you have that will hold it add one block of Ice and Mix then consume till it whomps you in the ASS
How to make the The Real Jungle-Juice – Mix all the stuff together in a big container. Start with Everclear® add Juice and then fruit. Stir together, don’t eat fruit for a while let it soak up some of the Everclear®.
How to make the Hunch Punch – Put them all together and Mix it with a lot of Ice. For big parties use more of each and Mix in a garbage can.
How to make the Grain Punch – First and foremost, BUY A NEW GARBAGE CAN, and wash it out thoroughly!!!!! (Preferably the big ones 40-55gal). First Pour in all of the Grain (10 bottles of 1.75ml [Handle]), keep in mind that this recipe is for a Large Party, not 10 people sitting around getting loaded…..Anyway, next add the dry packets of Mix. We used to get the largest industrial bags we could, don’t go for quality, you’re not going to remember anyway. Now this is the most critical part, the fruit. This is why I put this on here…any joker can make Punch, but I figured I would distribute my years of fruit research for free….the Best friends you have in the Fruit community are the Orange and the Apple. This is because they absorb the grain better than anything else I tested. So make sure you get some of these in every glass you get, and eat them, DON’T EVER THROW THESE OUT, this is the best part of the drink. Bananas suck, they get gushy, Watermelon works ok but the seeds get to be a pain in the ass when you can’t see so well, Pineapple is good, basically you get the point. Cut the fruit into wedges and throw it in the Mix and let it sit around for a minute…Now throw in the bags of Ice and fill it up to desired potency with Water, Mixing can be done with a canoe paddle or a 2×4 or anything else you’ve got lying around…a disposable camera is usually a good partner while drinking this concoction, people get really outta hand and go off the deep end…..This goes well as an Ice block shot too.
How to make the Frizzy Punch – Pour all of the ingredients in a trash can or large cooler. Stir until completely Mixed.
How to make the Coon Dawg Punch – Put in Punch first, then add Everclear®. For added flavor, soak the fruit wedges in Everclear® about an hour ahead of time. Fruit wedges make excellent snack. Best served in Ice chest or janitorial trash can for mass consumption.
How to make the Hairy Buffalo – Mix all ingredients into a large cooler, Punch bowl or garbage can (a new one). Cut larger fruit into pieces and add.
How to make the Gin Bucket – For the full effect you should use a large Folgers Coffee can or a metal bucket. First, fill the can half full with Ice and add the Gin(the whole bottle). Next, add the concentrates and Cherries. Finally, shake the can until it’s ready to drink.
How to make the Gorilla Smile – Combine all in a blender with a 8-12 oz of Ice, blend. Varnish with a Banana slIce speared through an umbrella.
How to make the Bad News Bear – Stir ingredients together and serve in a Collins Glass.
How to make the Summer Splash – Mix together in shaker, pour into glass over Ice. Lime Juice can be added to taste. Makes 2 drinks.
How to make the Jim Beam®’s Redneck Friend – Pour all ingredients in bowl and Mix well.
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How to make the David Bareface – In a shaker half-filled with Ice Cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake
How to make the CiocColatino – Pour both ingredients in equal parts into a Shot Glass, and serve.
How to make the Bacardi® Breezermazing – Shake the first six ingredients without Ice until frothy. Fill glass with Ice
How to make the Pink Gin – Pour the Bitters into a wine glass. Swirl the glass to coat the
How to make the Zadarade – Fill glass with Ice Cubes. Add Absolut Mandarin, Triple Sec, and Sour Mix. Add
How to make the Wild Sex – Fill glass with Ice and pour Malibu, Peach Schnapps and 151 into glass.
How to make the Whitecap Margarita – Place all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth. This makes one
How to make the White Mistress – Half fill glass with Ice. Pour Liqueurs into beaker, half full with Ice.
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